Maple Oak & Olive

You don’t want to start watching a movie after 8:00 p.m because you have trouble staying awake after 10.

In five years you’ll be the same age as one of the Golden Girls.

You go to a concert and notice a lot of people with walkers.

You see ads for reverse mortgages and life alert bracelets when you’re watching “classic” MTV.

You finish dinner before most people get home from work.